Always look on the bright side of life

Some things in life are bad they can really make you mad

Other things just make you swear and curse

When you've chewing a life's gristle Don't grumble give a whistle

And this'll help things turn out for the best

If life seems jolly rotten there's something you've forgotten

and that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

When you're feeling in the dumps don't be silly chumps

Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing

For life is quite absurd and death's the final word

you must always face the curtain with a bow

Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin

Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

Life's a pice of shit when you look at it

Life's a laugh and death's a joke that's true

You'll see it's all a show keep'em laughing as you go

just remember that the last laugh is on you