Bruces Philosophers' song

Słowa: Monty Python

Muzyka: Monty Python

Wykonawca: Monty Python

1.

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant

who was very rarely stable.

Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar

who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume

Schoppenhauer and Hegel.

And Whittgenstein was a beery swine

who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

Ref:

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach 'ya

'bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

2.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will

On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.

Plato they say could stick it away,

Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,

And Hoppes was fond of his dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

"I drink, therefore I am."

Ref:

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.